Get Togethers

You know what the worst thing about get-togethers is??

Cleaning.

You know it has to be done, and there’s no way out of it.  Even if I try to slip out before the cleaning starts, my parents are always quick to pull me back in.  Then we’re scrubbing all over the place just in case someone comes along with a white glove searching for leftover dust.  My game plan is to try and do the worst cleaning first, the bathrooms, then spend time “organizing” my room.  This last time I color coded my crayons. HeHeHe…

Hopefully I can stay under the radar long enough to get through the get-together.

ANTS

So there was this one time that I “accidentally” kicked some ants onto my little sister.  I didn’t realize at the time just how much that wasn’t a good idea.  I tried washing them off of her in our bathtub before my mom heard her screaming.  It didn’t work.  Luckily, my mom had mercy on me and her (she made sure to get them all off).

 

I bet you can’t say you’ve ever done that!